From Obama v.
The Dixiecans 3/9/2009:
“Rather
than helping to cure the economic malaise, the Republicans have
dusted off their credo from the days of the Great Depression: “If
you can’t sit at the head of the table, piss in the soup!” The
obstructionist tactics they employed at that time helped President
Franklin Roosevelt get elected to four consecutive terms. And what
did the Republicans learn from that? Well, they introduced the
Constitutional Amendment that now prevents any President from getting
elected to more than two terms.”
From
Read
All About It 2/17/2010:
“I
am reminded of what Boss Tweed of Tammany Hall once said about Thomas
Nast: 'Stop them pictures. I don’t care what the papers write about
me. My constituents can’t read. But, damn it, they can see the
pictures.' The constituents of today’s politicians do not read,
but they do watch television... What bothers me is the mainstream
media [and television networks]. They have traditionally felt a civic obligation to keep the
public informed. Keeping the public informed means more than simply
reporting statements that you know are lies; it means revealing the
lies as lies and the hypocrisy as hypocrisy.”
From
A
Return To Sanity 4/1/2010:
“As
I have said before, I honestly believe that the survival of the
Republican Party depends on the ability of its leadership to move it
back to the center. I do not envy them. This is going to be a very
difficult and risky task. They have danced with the devil, and he is
not going to settle for a good night kiss.“
From
Arrogance Of Wealth 7/28/2010:
“The
Republicans sided with the insurance companies over the issue of
health care reform. They sided with Wall Street over regulations to
reform our financial institutions. They are now siding with the oil
companies over liability for spills and compensation to the victims
of those spills. They are siding with the wealthy over taxes while
trying to deny the victims of this recession the benefits of
unemployment insurance. How many ways can you say bought and paid
for?”
From
A Dismal Field 9/13/2011:
“Rich
Perry: I won’t say, “this dog don’t hunt.” What I will say is
that all he brings back are skunks. He calls Social Security a
fraudulent ponzi scheme. He is in favor of the Ryan plan that would
turn Medicare into a private voucher program. He even said that the
progressive income tax is unconstitutional. These and other extreme
right wing opinions are stated in his book 'Fed Up.'”
From
Nothing To Offer 4/5/2012:
“The
season in which mastodon bellows at mastodon, across the primeval
swamp of reactionary politics is almost over. The oligopoly is
asserting its will. Although a few rogues are still holding out, the
pachyderms are falling in line. That they are not exactly singing
songs of joy as they fall in line is to be expected. All they have to
unite them is their hatred of President Obama.”
From
Embarrassed Texans Are Not Alone 4/6/2013:
“Indeed,
to those of us who are more rational it seems as though Texans have
such a low opinion of all government that they consider political
offices to be good, out of the way, places to deposit their lunatics
and dumb asses.”
From
Mocking Stupid 8/31/2013:
“The
Republican dullards there [in North Carolina] actually buried an
anti-choice provision into a bill prohibiting the establishment of
Sharia law. What, did they think the pro-choice people would be
laughing so hard over the absurdity of outlawing something already
prohibited by the Constitution that they would not notice the
anti-choice provision?”
“He [Neel Kashkari] wants us to believe he will make a better Governor than a politician would because “politicians don’t know how to earn money.” What? Does this lunkhead think the government should be a profit making organization or that politicians should use their elected offices to make as much money for themselves as they can?”
From Malpractice 7/29/2014:
“The Republicans have been fishing for votes in the shallow end of the IQ pool for over a decade now. I suppose the inevitable question is whether they have hooked stupid or stupid has hooked them. Either way, they now own it.”
“The Republicans have been fishing for votes in the shallow end of the IQ pool for over a decade now. I suppose the inevitable question is whether they have hooked stupid or stupid has hooked them. Either way, they now own it.”
From
Rudy Rude 2/20/2015:
“Rudy
Giuliani must have recently visited Florida to look at the ass prints
he left there on the road to the white house. I say this because his
envy over where President Obama resides is all too apparent.”
From
Snippy Snippets 4/10/2015:
“The
Republicans are trying to sell us the same wooden nickels they were
selling at the time of the robber barons and well into the nineteen
thirties, and they are still pitching the same bitch they pitched
back then: “Big Government and Socialism are taking this country to
hell in a hand basket,” they bark. If that were true I am sure the
indignity of being carted off to hell in a hand basket rather than an
Armani Bag would be particularly odious to them!”
From Go Left My Lady 4/12/2015
"Up until Ronald Reagan it was Democrats who talked about the undo influence “special interests” had on the Republican Party. What the Democrats meant by special interests were large corporations, the Chamber of Commerce, and the large financial institutions (you know, the people who crashed the economy in 2008). Reagan turned that issue on its head by re-defining “special interests” to mean labor unions, environmental groups, etc. (you know, the people who fought for living wages, safe work places, and the preservation of a beautiful place to live, work and play)."
From Forced Ignorance 6/13/2015:
"Up until Ronald Reagan it was Democrats who talked about the undo influence “special interests” had on the Republican Party. What the Democrats meant by special interests were large corporations, the Chamber of Commerce, and the large financial institutions (you know, the people who crashed the economy in 2008). Reagan turned that issue on its head by re-defining “special interests” to mean labor unions, environmental groups, etc. (you know, the people who fought for living wages, safe work places, and the preservation of a beautiful place to live, work and play)."
From Forced Ignorance 6/13/2015:
“The
only intelligent people who think ignorance is bliss are the people
who blissfully exploit the ignorant!”
From
Daddy's GOP 9/13/2015:
“...President
Eisenhower saved the Republican Party by pulling it, kicking and
screaming, to the political center. The problem is that this victory
over the lunatic right was not complete. Like the Herpes Zoster virus
that causes chicken pox and shingles, right wing paranoia and
stupidity can never be purged from the body politic. And there are
always Republican demagogues who are eager to stir up the fear and
loathing that allows those right wing lunatics to re-emerge.”
From
We Are The Losers 10/29/2015:
“...
Privatization is what this villainization of Government and
entitlements is all about. The Republicans want to throw your
retirement funds to the Wall Street wolves. They do not care if
you starve because your retirement fund fell victim to one of Goldman
Sachs' 'shitty
deals' or you fell victim to another Madoff or
Keating. In fact, they want to serve the Greedy Old Plutocrats by
removing any regulations that might protect you from such 'shitty
deals.'”
From
De Farce 11/11/2015:
“As
the great God of Republican victimization knows, only a blasphemous
liberal would fact check a Republican! Indeed, fact checking
Republicans is like body checking people who are on crutches. How
dare you trip up the willfully ignorant demagogues with facts!”
From
Shame 11/20/2015:
“It is not really the events in France that are the causing this fear
mongering; the heinous attacks there are just an excuse. The real
cause of the fear mongering is a moral and intellectual bankruptcy
that leaves the demagogues nothing else to sell!”
From Chickenhawk Guano 12/5/2015:
"What the Republicans are really protecting is free enterprise run amuck [rather than the second amendment]; they and the NRA are protecting the market – the ability of the gun manufacturers to remain neutral in the fight against terrorists and to sell arms to both sides."
From Chickenhawk Guano 12/5/2015:
"What the Republicans are really protecting is free enterprise run amuck [rather than the second amendment]; they and the NRA are protecting the market – the ability of the gun manufacturers to remain neutral in the fight against terrorists and to sell arms to both sides."