Thursday, May 31, 2018

Fear And Loathing Here!


Fear and loathing! Get your red hot fear and loathing here! No need to trouble your weary mind with any intellectual examination of evidence or vexing questions about what crimes Trump, his campaign staff, or members of his administration may have committed. Leave those questions to the egg heads. You don't need any facts or logic either. The Republicans have alternative facts for you, and every thought or argument you will ever need is already pre-dissembled and wrapped up in attractive conspiracy theories guarantied to fit people of both genders, all sizes, and all shades of white; all courtesy of Donald J. Trump!

Don't bother thinking about the five people who have pled guilty to crimes because of evidence dug up by Mueller's investigation or of the many indictments resulting from the investigation thus far. None of that matters. This whole fake Russia-r thing is a witch hunt. "NO COLUSION!"  So sayeth the Donald. And no, the fact that the Donald seems to fear witch hunts more than he fears warlock hunts does not mean that he suffers a gender issue. It just means he suffers a language issue.

It's phony, Trump tells us. This whole Russia investigation is phony. Did you know that out of the thousands of people working for the FBI and the hundreds of people directly or indirectly working for Mueller there are thirteen Democrats Trump knows of who are investigating him? How can you doubt that there are a lot more he doesn't know about or hasn't counted. And those Democrats, those evil Democrats actually planted a spy in Mr. Trump's campaign. A SPY? Can you believe that? It's horrible! It's even worse than Watergate! Ah, but fear not. Donald Trump will fix it. If you re-elect the Republican diapers covering his butt he will turn the Federal Bureau of Investigation into the Peephole's Bureau of Investigation, and it will spy only on Democrats, and beauty pageant contestants, as well as adult and not so adult screen actresses. And don't say that is a war on women. Donald loves the women. He can't keep his hands off of them, but that is another subject.

To all of you who are buying the fear mongering and loathing being sold by Trump and his fellow demagogues let me just say: “if the world seems like a dark and smelly place to you perhaps it is because of where you have your head.”

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Gasping

The stench from the soiled diapers covering Donald Trump's corrupt ass has a nation gasping for fresh air. Thanks to those diapers (Devin Nunez, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, et al.) we do not have anything like the Senate Judiciary Committee carrying out a Watergate style investigation with the sort of public hearings that kept people glued to their television sets in anticipation of finding out what the President knew and when he knew it! That is why Michael Avenatii has become such a phenomenon. He is filling a void that should be filled by patriotic representatives of the people – which is something Republican Senators and Congress members, with very few exceptions, have not been in at least ten years.

Without the daily drama of public congressional or senate hearings rumors and leaks replace solid information, and that makes it much easier for the dumb asses to remain willfully ignorant! Kudos to Morning Joe for juxtaposing video clips of the shameless lackey, Mike Pence calling for an end to the Mueller investigation and Richard Nixon calling for an end to the Watergate investigation. It was as if Mr. Pence had opened a time capsule to release and echo Mr. Nixon's anguished cry of guilty indignation and desperate obfuscation!

Meanwhile, the fascist idiot in chief, Donald Trump, is trying to deflect attention away from the sundry investigations and court actions against him and/or his associates by ending an agreement that was keeping Iran from developing nuclear weapons and by beginning negotiations that are supposed end North Korea's nuclear weapons program. Consistency is obviously a concept Mr. Trump does not grasp or place in high regard. I might add that ending the Iranian agreement and opening an embassy in Jerusalem as well as threatening to abandon our allies in Syria is only adding to the instability in the mid-East, and it demonstrates just how dangerously ignorant and impulsively stupid Trump really is. That ignorance and stupidity does not bode well for finding solutions in Korea either.