Fear
and loathing! Get your red hot fear and loathing here! No need to
trouble your weary mind with any intellectual examination of evidence or vexing questions about what crimes Trump, his campaign staff, or members of his administration may have
committed. Leave those questions to the egg heads. You don't need
any facts or logic either. The Republicans have alternative facts for you,
and every thought or argument you will ever need is already
pre-dissembled and wrapped up in attractive conspiracy theories
guarantied to fit people of both genders, all sizes, and all shades
of white; all courtesy of Donald J. Trump!
Don't bother thinking about the five people who have pled
guilty to crimes because of evidence dug up by Mueller's
investigation or of the many indictments resulting from the
investigation thus far. None of that matters. This whole fake Russia-r thing is a witch
hunt. "NO COLUSION!" So sayeth the Donald. And no, the fact that the
Donald seems to fear witch hunts more than he fears warlock hunts
does not mean that he suffers a gender issue. It just means he
suffers a language issue.
It's
phony, Trump tells us. This whole Russia investigation is phony.
Did you know that out of the thousands of people working for the FBI
and the hundreds of people directly or indirectly working for Mueller
there are thirteen Democrats Trump knows of who are investigating
him? How can you doubt that there are a lot more he doesn't know
about or hasn't counted. And those Democrats, those evil Democrats
actually planted a spy in Mr. Trump's campaign. A SPY? Can you believe that? It's
horrible! It's even worse than Watergate! Ah, but fear not.
Donald Trump will fix it. If you re-elect the Republican diapers
covering his butt he will turn the Federal Bureau of Investigation
into the Peephole's Bureau of Investigation, and it will spy only on
Democrats, and beauty pageant contestants, as well as adult and not
so adult screen actresses. And don't say that is a war on women. Donald loves the women. He can't keep his hands off of them, but
that is another subject.
To
all of you who are buying the fear mongering and loathing being sold
by Trump and his fellow demagogues let me just say: “if the world seems like a dark
and smelly place to you perhaps it is because of where you have your
head.”