They'll Always Have Benghazi!

All right that fear mongering, neo-fascist named Trump may have successfully wooed the base Republicans, but all is not lost. In a dialogue far too prolix to be classified as anything other than annoying by innocent bystanders the traditional Republican witch hunters are telling the Republicans boarding the Trump plane that “we'll always have Benghazi!” Kind of chokes you up, doesn't it? It gags me. But forget the fact that it took the Republicans 11 hours of grilling Hillary Clinton to demonstrate that they really do not have the evidence needed to indict her. What they are now proudly presenting is a culmination of years hard work by Grand Inquisitors Issa and Goudy, who in the spirit of gainful partisanship gamely ignored the six independent investigations and all exculpatory evidence to create a prosecutorial brief disingenuously called the House Report On Benghazi. Surely in this massive 800 page pile of crap there must be some new information that is significant to the case the Grand inquisitors have been trying to make. Not really, “but we can still burn her at the stake” they say. Like Congressman Kevin McCarthy base Republicans are all for sham investigations designed to hurt Hillary Clinton's reputation! And there is nothing that tickles the G-spot of those base Republicans as much as the image of burning Hillary at the stake for being a witch!

You do not want to know what that image of burning Hillary does for the Donald. The only problem for him is that he wants much more. I can hear him now. "Bravo! Bravo! Well done, but what about Warren! I don't give a damn about Native Americans; destroy Pocahontas! Destroy her, I say! Never mind, I'll do it myself. And I'll do it so good! You won't believe how good I'll do it!"